David Curtis‘ Today’s Memory
Rodney Dangerfield’s birthday
Originally shared by David Curtis
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO – Rodney Dangerfield, (b.1921 – d.2004)
„My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
I could tell that my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio.
My mother had morning sickness after I was born.
I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people.
I looked up my family tree and found three dogs using it.
My marriage is on the rocks again, yeah, my wife just broke up with her boyfriend.
I haven’t spoken to my wife in years. I didn’t want to interrupt her.
When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up.
A girl phoned me the other day and said… ‘Come on over, there’s nobody home.’ I went over. Nobody was home.
I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous – everyone hasn’t met me yet.”